Awesome HOT TIPS for YOUR WEBSITE in 2008
Posted by Andrew Faulkner on April 1st, 2008.
It’s the start of the new financial year (at least in the UK) and what better way to start than create a list of what’s going to be hot in web design over the next 12 months? After all, now you’ve got some fresh budget to play around with.
At Fadtastic, we’ve secretly been trawling the best websites and breaking down what’s good about them all. We’ve conveniently made a list of these unmissable golden nuggets of advice below. Use with caution - you don’t want to be too hard on your competition!
Stock Photography
A business doesn’t really have a website until they have some original stock photography scattered around their site. But what to choose? Don’t worry, we’ve done the hard work for you. The following photos illustrate what’s going to be cutting-edge in 2008. Get them while they last.
The Handshake (example)
What says hello better than a guy in a suit? It’s corporate and yet friendly. It’s an introduction to a person suggesting a welcoming company.
Happy Families (example)
But it’s not all about the business folk out there. Families are spending more and more time (and therefore money) online. You need to appeal to them - what better way than showing them a family (maybe even with your product) that they can aspire to?
How can I help you? (example)
A website is often a point of contact. You need to show that by letting the user see the human point of contact. Why not show a pretty lady? With a headset? That’s innovation.
The Universal IE Hack
Another hot tip? Go on then.
Last year saw the launch of IE7. IE6 is still a widely used browser and IE8 beta is out of the starting blocks. A lot of IE hacks? Nope. Simply use the Universal IE Hack. Place the following code in the Head of your document:
<!--[if IE]>
<style>
html, body, * {
display: none;
}
</style>
<![endif]-->
This supersedes all documented IE hacks to date. Enjoy.
SE-oh!
SEO? We’re experts. We foresee the following trends for the financial year of 2008-2009:
You’d meta add some keywords
This year it’s all about the keywords meta tag. There’s no limit to its use. Stuff it full of any word related to your company/product. I’d recommend 1000 keywords per page. As a bonus and just to be sure, insert the whole tag a few times on each page. Better safe than sorry.
Pagerank
We’ve heard it from Google HQ that PageRank will be the most important factor in SEO this year. Buy links from high PR sites. Check your PR every day. Don’t bother searching for relevant links - any link will do.
Go with the best
Make sure that you choose an SEO company that ‘guarantees top 3 positioning for any keyword.’ They know their stuff. After all, why pay for less?
Design
Designers? Pah. Why not design your own site instead of relying on your graphic designer? It’s just shapes and colours. Here’s this years hot hot tips:
New Year’s Resolution
You’ve bought your computer from Dell, right? You’re running at it’s default resolution? So must everyone else then, surely? Don’t worry about all this resolution malarkey - design for your own screen and it will work on everyone else’s. Save time and money with this cunning shortcut.
Templates
But there’s more ways to save money. Why not use a template and let someone do the design for you? The cheaper the better - they’re all just websites. Stick your logo on it - it doesn’t matter if it stretches to fit - and ta da, it’s a rebrand.
The user doesn’t always come first
What do companies like Apple and Google know about the user? They’ve got their head in the sand. It’s imperative that you think of advertisers, SEO, external sites and THEN the user. The user is used to annoyances on the net so won’t mind closing a few flashy ads and reading spammy copy on your site. Users don;t like back buttons so make sure to open lots of windows for their convenience. After all, it’s your site and you should ensure that their experience is how you want it.
Conclusion
Use these tips. Get rich. Send me some of your earnings.
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18 Responses to Awesome HOT TIPS for YOUR WEBSITE in 2008
HahahaNice try Andy..
Don’t forget the <blink> tag and Comic Sans. They’re due a comeback, like flares and dungarees (or…. FLARED DUNGAREES!)
Let’s not forget about the 3 minute flash splash intro page, loaded with skyscrapers and millions of fancy motion tweens. Funny article Mr F :)
That is such a cool idea Mike - flared Dungarees with poker dots!
I predict that Flash intros will be back in a HUGE way!
Flash intros are too complicated. You want the users to go straight to the point. Animated gifs are the key. Dancing Jesus is even better. Nothing sells more for the buck than religion.
What about pop-ups? Users love those, especially the ones with the Windows 95 error messages.
Nice Andrew! Can I suggest an addition to your business stock photography section? ‘Smiling Business Man‘ always gets me going. Or ‘Diverse Company Meeting’.
Ha! You had me going for a second. I was thinking "has he lost his mind?" when I saw the handshake dude. Love the 1,000 keywords in the meta tags though!
… you forgot about text colors and font sizes. Thay are 2008 web hit! At least 5 different font sizes and color should be used in a single paragraph… and if some word like "free" or "bonus" or "viag…" is realy important word, it should be styled like : font-size:56px, color:red!veryimportant.
That IE hack has more gusto even than the kitten murdering techniques I’ve seen elsewhere!That ought’ta work, now if it could just pull the trigger on a view this page in FF or Safari extension, we’ld be good ;)
Dancing Jesuses???? LOLOL
It is going to be awesome when nubs find this in google well after april fool’s day and follow the advice.
This is the best photo for a business website. A very happy business man means you have a successful company :)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/why/concepts/success/3447417_woohoo_we_won.php?id=3447417
Oh, you guys are bad! My favorite is the IE display: none; How many times I wish I could have done that!
Nice… I’d add a <blockquote>< h1 >Get Firefox, ya putz! < /h1 ></blockquote> to the Universal IE Hack, though…
Is this the path to css enlightenment? Designers, its just shapes and colors. Let me tell you, I can sell you water and make you believe its better than other water.
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